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Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".
Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.
by Bloxt July 28, 2017
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Cutting up a Snickers bar

To perform any sexual act on a desk, involving actual nuts, or with specific attention paid to the testicles.

If the act is oral, also known as a Snickersjob.
As there was little to do that day, and not many people were around, Dwayne and Jason decided to ask Johanna if she felt like cutting up a Snickers bar
by JCN-connection July 20, 2009
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Bellied-up to the bar

When one sits are the Bar and drinks.
Hali found her boyfriend Anthony bellied-up to the bar drinking another IPA.
by Antonio louis June 3, 2023
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