Ass Grenade

When you eat something that you know is gonna fuck your stomach up later, particularly really spicy food.

Randy: damn man, I just polished off a pile of the hottest chicken wings they got!
Brian Cropp: sounds like you just pulled the pin on a genuine ass grenade!!!

by LiquorCaptain May 20, 2022

ass grenade

A ball or clump of poop capable of being thrown straight from the butt as a grenade.

I went to the zoo and saw two monkeys hurling ass grenades at each other. Then my roommate and I went back to our room and did the same.

by Duke February 15, 2003