Asparapiss

The Urine that Follows the Digestion of Asparagus.

Damn, I Ate WAY too much of that Asparagus, and I Know I have a Mean Asparapiss Waiting to Greet me Later in the Can.

by tha malcontent May 14, 2008

asparapiss

The unmistakable, diabolical stench arising from one's urine after eating a healthy portion of asparagus.

Known to be so potent it can a grown man cry.

"Oh god, what's that stench coming from the bathroom?"

"Sorry man, that's my asparapiss. Had some asparagus for lunch."

"My eyebrows are singeing!"

by YoNiggaGerald June 23, 2017

Asparapiss

The stank ass smelly pee you get after eating asparagus.

Yo. Don't go in the bathroom for a few, I just had an asparapiss.

by jaxjafin August 25, 2019

Asparapiss

When you eat asparagus for dinner and get the dreaded pee that reeks of it afterwards

Mmmmm Terry, that was some delicious roasted asparagus! Later I’m going to have to asparapiss.

by TahoeGal September 12, 2020