assordid

Used to describe details that are both numerous and “juicy”, but which are not suitable to discuss in front of ladies or children. Usually uttered in an uncomplimentary context, where the speaker feels revulsion or disgust, or is upset with the loose-tongued “reporter” for not having more discretion in what details he is choosing to divulge.

Clueless guy: Wow, you should see the awesome collection of secret-fantasy toys that Barry has! He’s got zebra-striped-fur-lined handcuffs, a gold-plated whipped-cream dispenser, stainless-steel-studded black-leather collars and belts with ---“

Squeamish dude: Uggghhhhh… TMI, Bud! Spare me the assordid details!

by QuacksO November 23, 2011

asoryuu

the greatest ship of all time. basically canon at this point

"hey i ship asoryuu"
"omg same they're basically canon"

by asoryuuactivist December 18, 2022

ASOD

acronym: Awesome Sexy Orgasmic Dork-> A.S.O.D

Mike and Katie are so ASOD.

by Mark Ryans July 30, 2006

ASOR

gang -n

-v

asor gang is ballin

by cheftong December 8, 2017

asorik

Fire warrior of the sky and all elements.

Travis is such an asorik, nothing can keep that man down.

by Angel Asorik February 3, 2018

aFordable

Describes the cost of the base-model Tin Lizzie, if you didn't factor in the infamous "nickle 'em to death" subsequent maintenance-bills due to the shoddy quality/durability of the flivver's parts!

Disgruntled teenager: My parents offered me my choice of a birthday gift, as long as it was "aFordable", and so I'd naively interpreted that to mean that they were gonna buy me a car --- what a disappointment it was when I learned that they had merely meant that they were setting a limit of twenty-five dollars on the gift's cost!

by QuacksO November 1, 2018

erotic acordian

a sex position in which the male opens and closes the females legs repeatedly during intimacy. be warned, it is highly probable of excessive fluids ejaculating from both the male and/or female partners.
note:
1) males, smack your half prepped wang on a biznatches forehead. it will cause definate excitment.
2) females, dont fake anything.. please.

squints: "sorry i couldnt go to that party doode, i was playing the erotic acordian"

chino: "que es eso weeey?!"

squints: "just ask yo' chick ;} "

chino: " (-_-)"

by cunt.crushers_yahh November 28, 2010