aphrophiliac 

some one who had a straight shot to the vaginial area with a bow and arrow and secreted mass amounts of an aqueous solution

Did you see how much au jus just came out of that aphrophiliac's vagina?

aphrophiliac by Torin February 26, 2008

Aphrophiliac 

To fuck your food

“Wow, that pie be looking mighty fine”

*unzips pants*

“Did you hear Tommy is an aphrophiliac? He did more than bast that turkey…”

Aphrophiliac by Ieatpaint March 6, 2022

Apophilia

Apophilia: 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦

"He asked him to be his boyfriend but now he's experiencing apophilia"

Apophilia by Indie_nevermind November 17, 2025