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why am i using urban dictionary?

Either you don't own an actual dictionary or your looking for funny definitions like this
why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books
by UltraBoss December 2, 2016
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help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions

i was kidnapped and i was supposed to constantly make urban dictionary definitions, please if you know someone named abigail florester, please tell her i love her and that i am going to escape this place
me: my phone number is

me: I AM FINE, AND THE MESSAGE "help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions" ARE FALSE DO NOT WORRY HE IS DEFINITELY NOT DEAD I MEAN I AM NOT DEAD
by VincentGo! November 27, 2022
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I am new to urban dictionary

Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.
"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."
by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022
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Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

Most likely one of two reasons:
1. you're bored af
2. you have no life

But I guess there's always the third option...
3. finals
Now enjoy having wasted a good minute of your life typing in this ridiculous word that isn't a word and reading this stupid definition

Now I must use the word in order for this to be posted: Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

^Just ignore that okay?
by purpura7 October 6, 2016
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i'm supposed to be doing homework rn but i'm doing this...
mom: Are you doing your homework?
son: Sure... and im tottaly not putting a entry for a word called: idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel
by zman90 November 2, 2020
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