Zoodling

The act of "taking your talents to the solo stage," typically accompanied by a mix of concentration, escapism, and an overactive imagination. Often performed with the grace of a confused octopus conducting an invisible orchestra.

Also known as masturbation

Oh no Jakey Wakey was Zoodling in his mother's bedroom

by Jakey Wakey with the big Cakey December 17, 2024

zoodling

watching porn while eating noodles

Brad: HEY DUDE
MAN: WHAT???
Brad: im eating, and porning. im ZOODLING

by showbobs4fortnite April 10, 2019