by Lee Van Cleef July 22, 2018
Get the Fuck your mother fucker son of bitch cockfuck mug.National reach your sons day is celebrated on April 24th, instead of national rape day, it’s national teach your sons day
by THaNoS jeevanos April 19, 2021
Get the National Teach your sons day mug.National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer
by Crxfic August 15, 2024
Get the National Beating your Son Day mug.No I didn't want anything to happen to your son but I knew Jordan was reading it and I knew you all would be talking about it off camera but I also knew that if you read enough of it you would see that the case I am making isn't all that incoherent and yes I'm obviously being a glib asshole about it but you have to (on some level) see that even I shouldn't have to live like this or debase myself by aquiessing to your attempt to condition my release from a situation I described as hell.
Hym "And I've already threatened your kids. I can't undo that but then to try to translate that into me having to do everything thing I said I don't want to do to while simultaneously ignoring everything else I said is exactly why this isn't going well. So no I was not 'TRYING TO DO IT TO YOUR SON' Meg. This is what would have happened to him IN MY ABSENCE, Meg. What good are my family to me like this? I mean, shit! If you weren't going to do anything about it you could have at LEAST let ME out so I could do something about it myself."
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
Get the Your Son mug.Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
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