San Luis Wrist Watch

To ejaculate upon your wrist and proceed to show someone your fancy new "watch". This idea was conceived in an Avila Beach bar, which resides within the county of San Luis Obispo.

Example 1: Can you look at my watch and tell me what time it is?

Example 2: While walking out of the bathroom at the bar, "Oh no, these girls already have watches on!" (True story).

Example 3: Gonna give my girlfriend a San Luis Wrist Watch surprise when I get off work tonight.

by Dirty Rotten Rob December 17, 2011

the wrist watch

the act of wrapping your dick around your wrist and asking people if they want to see your new Rolex.

Flanders: Hey Chunk do u want to see my new rolex?
Chunk: Yeah sure
Flanders:BAM!
Chunk: Cmon dude why did u have to give me the wrist watch?

by BBBalla30 December 15, 2008

snake skin wrist watch

When a male wraps his penis around his wrist.

dude check out my snake skin wrist watch (whips out his dong and wraps it around his wrist)

by epic didamys March 14, 2010

Mississippi wrist watch

A bracelet of winnits. Worn most commonly by hasians... Half American, half Asians... And given as a sign of respect or friendship. Usually traded when reliance for a future favor is agreed upon.

Jo gave me the driest Mississippi wrist watch to take care of his skis... Ill probably just leave em behind to rust out

by Jdubs March 31, 2013

Congo Wrist Watch

Wrapping the shaft of one's penis over one's wrist, creating the illusion that one is wearing a flesh colored wrist watch. The goal is to get someone to stare in confusion until they realize they are staring at your schlong.

Hey, do you know what time it is? Sure let me just take a look at my congo wrist watch.

by T Biz Rockahara August 5, 2011

african wrist watch

when a guy takes his dick and wraps it around his wrist and asks someone what time it is.

Brent showed Kelsey his african wrist watch at a house party.

by mally June 6, 2005

Irish Wrist Watch

The act of ejactulating onto the anal rim of a female, followed by fisting the ass hole until the wrist touches the sphincter. The ring of brown and white upon ones wrist after withdrawal of the fist is an Irish Wrist Watch.

'Bend over love, I want an Irish Wrist Watch'

by Thebloodymary May 20, 2015