What's her cunt/his nuts?

Phrase used directly in place of "What's her/his name?"

What's his nuts? Didn't he go out with what's her cunt?

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

What Cunt?

Dan Collett's favourite phrase.

"Hey Dan"

"What?"

"You're fuck all!!"

"What Cunt?"

by turbotiger July 24, 2009

What cunt pub?

Who is going up the pub?

What cunt pub?

by Penrith81 September 24, 2018

What is your head, cunt?

An age old Australian rhetorical question typically posed when one of your mates has a new headwear or haircut of questionable status.

You're at school and Colin walks up to the boys with an utter bouffant on his head. Michael points towards the fez-cut on Colin's head and exclaims "What is your head, cunt?"

by SumOzi June 11, 2018

what a wonderful cunt

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024