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Whale Wars 

A game that can be played at any house party or drinking event. You pick a group of friends and let them know you are playing whale wars before you go to the party. Whoever hooks up with the fattest person or persons at the party wins the game.
Brian: Guys we are all playing whale wars at the party whoever wins gets 5$ from each of us
Johny: ok deal
Bobby: I call Karen
Whale Wars by Ella Hope October 23, 2013
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Whale wars 

A show that is on animal planet where brave men and women try and throw off the rude ways of the Japanese whaling fleet who go around killing poor inocent whales ILLEGALY so they can go and make a quick buck selling it to all their cousins to stuff their faces with.

Whale Wars 

The best show on television. On this show Captain Paul Watson along with many other brave volunteers attempt to stop the illegal killing of whales.
"Hey did you watch Whale Wars last night?"
"Yeah, Paul Watson is a bad ass!"
"Yep those whalers got what they deserved!"
Whale Wars by S.T.O.R.M August 23, 2011