Alabama Wetwipe

When you spit on a piece of toilet paper add lubrication & reduce friction before wiping. *Disclaimer: This only works with high quality quilted bath tissues. Do not try this with cheap tp or you’ll punch a hole through & end up with a poop fingy

I was taking a poo in a friends bathroom & it was one of those poo-of-1000 wipes, so I made myself an Alabama Wetwipe

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

Whataburger WetWipe

When you eat ass in the back of a whataburger and use a bun to wipe you poop-jaculate off your face, then serve it on a burger

Hey bro you tryna get some whataburger wetwipes this Friday?

by the sexy god January 9, 2024

Michigan Wetwipe

When your gf came back from the gym u take her gym shorts full of couchie juice and rub it all over your face and clean it

Jack yesterday i got an Michigan Wetwipe

by The Giftige Schieber Fuchs December 14, 2022

Wetwipe

Samuel and Aleks

Have u seen Aleks and Samuel

They are wetwipes

by Big cock 69 420 December 6, 2021