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Westford 

Contrary to popular belief, people in Westford really aren't that bad. It's a sucky town if you can't drive, but you don't have to fall into one of a number of categories or cliques. People are pretty tolerant- not perfect, mind, but pretty tolerant.
And not everyone is shallow enough to be obsessed with the so-called "hot girls" at WA. There's a good amount of sluttishness and bitchyness, but a good number of us are halfway decent, thank you.
Our theatre program is KICK ASS and you'd agree if you ever saw a blackbox play, so don't diss WATA. They're cliquey, yeah, but they're damn good.
Get involved and stop dissing us and you might actually think it's ok here.
Westford's not amazing, but it's not as bad as everyone says it is. We have Kimball's.
Westford by Zaraiya March 4, 2009
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Westford Academy

Where douche bags and sluts go to chill for 6 hours.
WA Laxer: Yo dude, lets talk about weed a lot
WA laxer 2: K, brah
Westford Academy laxer: dude weed is soooo cool. im wicked cool cuz i talk about it
Westford Academy by urgay28 March 14, 2010

westford 

a town in Massachusetts full of people with too much money and too much community spirit. if you attend the high school in westford (so dutifully named Westford Academy), you are one of the following: a football player with good grades, a 16 year old girl who tries desperately to be scene, a 16 year old boy who tries desperately to be scene who wears girl pants, a theatre geek, or a wealthy schmuk who has no worries because daddy has some rare, well-paying job (i.e. a model, a government offical, etc.). on their spare time, kids in westford attend local shows at the parish or frequent their school auditorium to watch the theatre geeks' rendition of The Who's Tommy. tourists tend to stay away from westford because their fast food resturants DO NOT have drive-thrus and EVERY store closes at 8 (rich kids need their beauty sleep).
typical conversation between a Westford Academy student and teacher:
"mr. smith, why did i get a C on my report?"
"because it was poorly written and had my grammatical errors, johnny."
"well, mr. smith, my daddy's friend Benjamin Franklin seems to think otherwise..." (hands teacher 100 dollar bill)
"...now that i think of it johnny, 'rock' IS spelled r-o-k!"
westford by WhoooAmI September 5, 2008