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waterman

the only true waterman on this earth can do almost all water activities in the ocean and flat water.
Ross Schwartz is a waterman
by jimmychavez April 1, 2010
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swaternana

a delictable combination of strawberry, watermelon, and banana flavored objectiles.

ie. smoothies, condoms, etc.
Dru:"I dont know what kind of condoms to get...strawberry, watermelon, or banana flavored"
Nikki:"get them all bitch, we'll make SWATERNANA!"
by nxti January 28, 2006
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Waterwand

You wake up to take a thick piss and notice a throbbing erection (impressive) that magically disappears after you've taken a piss.
I wish my real erections were as hard as the waterwand I get in the morning.
by Giger_Bender October 13, 2020
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waterman

A guy who is really at ease with all water activites. He is "the man" when it comes to windsurfing, waterskiing, wakeboarding, sailing, jetskiing, parasailing. He is also a very capable skuba diver and sea kayaker. Usually exudes an air of arrogance and can be thought of as being a complete knob. But still he is the king when it comes to water activities.(Isn't totally opposed to golden showers)
Chuck: Hey Woody, is that BJ ripping up that fat wake on his killer new board?

Woody: Sure is compadre, he's a real "waterman"
by Nathan Roberts July 22, 2008
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waterman

An intoxicating substance easily slipped into the drink of the opposite gender during camping trips, comicons, or Chuck Norris sponsored martial arts bouts.
"Well, Timmy, if yer too much of a schmuck to ask her out why not just slip a waterman into her diet cola while she has her back turned playing skeeball?" slurred my drunken uncle Lester.
by BranDAMN June 24, 2006
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waterman

A guy who is really at ease with all water activites. He is "the man" when it comes to windsurfing, waterskiing, wakeboarding, sailing, jetskiing, parasailing. He is also a very capable skuba diver and sea kayaker. Usually exudes an air of arrogance and can be thought of as being a complete knob. But still he is the king when it comes to water activities.(Isn't totally opposed to golden showers)
Chuck: Hey Woody, is that BJ ripping up that fat wake on his killer new board?

Woody: Sure is compadre, he's a real "waterman"
by Nathan Roberts July 25, 2008
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WATERMAN

you know waterman, hes a g
by idontknowyouuu February 20, 2019
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