Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey

Stop wanking and get up!

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.

by Kooh July 7, 2011

Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

by D_strikes September 25, 2017

Wakey wakey protocol

The protocol used by internet celebrity, Markiplier
Its about waking up, you can also troll your friends with it

Dude: Sleeping
Other dude: Changes something in Dude's phone
Dude's phone, going off: "INITIALISING WAKEY WAKEY PROTOCOL WAKE UP" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

by Games_Much February 6, 2023

Wakey Wakey

only stays know what this is. if you arent a stay this is a meme

Lee Felix:wakey wakey cmon its time to wake up

by urfavcatlover July 18, 2025

Wakey Wakey

Abbreviation of "Kosemek Ars, Wakey Wakey."
A phrase said by the strongest of 23 year olds, can be uttered only by beings who are able to bench 600lbs+

"Kosemek, my father just die-"
"Kosemek? Wakey Wakey?"

by Lera, The Sacred January 13, 2025