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woodbury high school

Woodbury high school is a high school where rich white kids vape in the bathroom. Fights happen at least once a week and people get suspended for being drunk at school dances, and half the kids have been to treatment. But all in all A1 education
by Wildgirl101 May 5, 2017
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Woodbury'd

The practice of reneging on an agreed deal when the seller finds that the item being sold has become more valuable in the meantime.
"I pre-ordered a Keltec KSG from a gun shop for $650 but when it finally arrived they woodbury'd me and told me I had to pay $2,000 because they could sell it for more on the internet."

Named for Woodbury Outfitters, known to have used this practice.
by SomeDude90210 January 3, 2012
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woodbury commons

Woodbury Commons is an overpriced piece of shit place to shop, so you can imagine how it is to have to work there.
by Disgruntled Commons Worker April 29, 2007
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Woodbury Theorem

A theorem stating that any sentence can be altered to end in the word bitch and it will still make sense and be appropriate.

Also known as The Woodbury Theory of Bitchitude.
Would you pass the salt?

-After Woodbury Theorem-

Would you pass the salt, Bitch?
by Mindbleed May 7, 2008
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Woodbury Middle School

The absolute worst school to ever exist the face of this earth
Yeah I live in Salem, and unfortunately I go to WMS.

Do you know _____ ? She goes to that trash middle school in salem.

My son's an 8th grader at Woodbury Middle School. He says he's been wanting to graduate since he got there, which I don't blame him for seeing the school, from the outside, looks like a prison.
by MasterOfLife101 September 28, 2019
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Woodbury, MN

Woodbury is a city in Minnesota consisting of over 61,000 residents and growing.
While the education system is pretty good the people are a different story. Most bored housewives all tend to be the same carrying around their Louis Vuitton and Chanel bags and drink, gossip, and get boob jobs while their husbands are away at work. And their husband all play golf or cheat on their wives.
The kids who either attend Stillwater Area High School or Woodbury High School are completely different. The ones who go to Woodbury are either slutty/arrogant rich kids and the ones who go to Stillwater are slutty/drugged up rich kids.
Driving around Woodbury it is very common to see Range Rovers, Mercedes, and Lexus vehicles.
Woodbury is a growing city and is about to add 50,000 more residents within the next 5 years. And is planning on opening more stores. Louis Vuitton, Coach, and H&M is rumored to be interested in property to open up shop.
Bored Woodbury Housewife #1: I'm bored!

Bored Woodbury Housewife #2: Me too! What is there to do in Woodbury, MN?

Bored Woodbury Housewife #1: Wanna go blow some cash on something useless?!

Bored Woodbury Housewife #2: Hell yeah!
by iputmypseydonymhere October 31, 2011
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