Who gives a duck

Used as a euphemistic expression instead of saying the F word.

She didn't care for me?!
well, who gives a duck :D

by modato97 February 19, 2017

Who gives a fuckism

The philosophy of not caring about philosophy and deciding to focus on what humans do best, randomly existing and doing whatever the hell we want.

Dr. Mister Pretentious is an avid critic of Who gives a fuckism

by Dr. Professor Smartman June 10, 2023

Who gives a flying fuck?

The closest one can come to not caring, but still giving enough of a damn to give a flying fuck.

Dude1: Hey let's go fishing!

Dude2: No, I'm not norwegian...

Dude1: Who gives a flying fuck?

by Paffz0r February 16, 2008

Who Gives A Fuck Friday

Created by Jason Ellis its the best day of the week. its friday so you dont give a fuck about anything.

if you have a bad day on friday its because you gave a fuck.

jason ellis "its Who gives a fuck Friday and you can shove it up your ass"

rawdog "you want to take some calls?"

jason ellis "i dont give a fuck"

by 4hate0 August 04, 2010

who gives a rats arse

who cares.. Bromley slang... another way of saying who gives a sh1t..

(lil chav)- Omg blud, im gunna go bash him up, ((kisses teeth))
(Bromley HS Girl) Who gives a rats arse.

by hip2thekoolj July 12, 2005

someone who gives a fuck

Sadly, no one like this exists. The shit you just said is understood by 0.00001% of people, a.k.a. you. Also, 0.00001% of people give a fuck, thus proving my point. If I were you I would suggest trying to get some friends you absolute loner. Also, congratulations. You have just got a world record. You got it for having no one give a fuck about what you said. Bravo👏.

Someone: Hey I-

You: Show me someone who gives a fuck
Someone: ...

by sklep December 19, 2021

File That Under Who Gives a Shit

This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.

You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit

by kk626kk June 22, 2011