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What in the actual fuck

Why the fuck would you search this?
What in the actual fuck are you doing here.
by Pejdndi January 8, 2020
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what in the actual factual

1. A phrase to be used when perplexed by anything, miniscule or otherwise.

2. A proclaim of confusion.
1. Return from break and walk into a clusterf*ck/shitshow!: "What in the actual factual....?"
2. Trying to fix something and you can't figure out how it goes back together OR unable to comprehend how something operates even from a basic standpoint: "What in the actual factual?"
by JordaNINsoco October 29, 2022
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what in the actual fucking fuck

when something is so incredibly fucking stupid and shocking u are left speechless and fucking fuck says it all for u
“did u see brendon urie getting fingered in the kitchen?”

*sends pic*
“what in the actual fucking fuck is this”
by some of yall fucking weird October 13, 2020
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what in the actual fucking hell is that

When your gf is trying to see your dick
Gf: what in the actual fucking hell is that
3: :(
by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023
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What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down
hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!
by Plutoid Federal Navy June 28, 2021
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What in the actual fuck

Woooooah man!
Hym "What in the actual fuck is going on right now!? What is this game!? The end of act 2 is crazy! I don't even know how to feel right now... What in the fuck? I don't want to spoil it but I... It's like watching someone you love begin to fall off a cliff and as you go to reach for their arm they dissolve into ash... I..."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2025
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That's not what actually happened

There is no counter narrative here nor does there need to be.
Hym "Just like in your Bible... That's not what actually happened and instead of making up a counter-veiling fiction to the thing I'm saying you should maybe talk about what actually happened on your end so more of your kids don't end up getting murdered. Because my position is and always has been that you CAN do something about that in a way that doesn't infringe on other people's rights and what you're doing it me is in fact proof that you care more about the right changing than you do the stopping the child murder."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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