What in the actual fuck

Why the fuck would you search this?

What in the actual fuck are you doing here.

by Pejdndi January 8, 2020

what in the actual factual

1. A phrase to be used when perplexed by anything, miniscule or otherwise.

2. A proclaim of confusion.

1. Return from break and walk into a clusterf*ck/shitshow!: "What in the actual factual....?"
2. Trying to fix something and you can't figure out how it goes back together OR unable to comprehend how something operates even from a basic standpoint: "What in the actual factual?"

by JordaNINsoco October 29, 2022

what in the actual fucking fuck

when something is so incredibly fucking stupid and shocking u are left speechless and fucking fuck says it all for u

“did u see brendon urie getting fingered in the kitchen?”

*sends pic*
“what in the actual fucking fuck is this”

by some of yall fucking weird October 13, 2020

what in the actual fucking hell is that

When your gf is trying to see your dick

Gf: what in the actual fucking hell is that
3: :(

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down

hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!

by Plutoid Federal Navy June 28, 2021

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk?

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk??

by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024

what in the actual egg

when you want to say what in the actual fuck but you want to say egg instead because you like eggs

Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.

by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022