Cajun Velvet Rope

When a person with facial burns and missing teeth gives a guy head scraping the shaft on the scars

Remember Tonya from that fire? She gives the best Cajun velvet rope since she healed.

by vvenum November 24, 2018

Velvet ropes and posture

An ambiguous phrase that is believed to imply a flashiness of certain, specific brands of tequila used in order to disguise a lack of quality in said brands, thereby promoting ones own brand as having more integrity, which has nothing to do with taste; it is primarily used when there is no logical alternative argument to promote ones own brand. It is an argument based on an obscure and unknown meaning with heavy use of implication.

What happened to tequila? These days it’s all velvet ropes and posture. I don’t know about you but when I drink it I really like to kick back and be myself. Also, I'm a douche bag.

by ateoclockminusthel March 30, 2011

velvent rope

when your dung aint clung after it comes out your bung

damn woman! check out my velvet rope in the tarlet!

by Senor Chodes January 5, 2005