unicorn blood

you know that chick that puts holo crap all over her nails one hundred times yeah its holo nail polish

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Alcoholic Unicorn Blood

Another way to say Four Loko.
A funny way to describe Four Loko.

We got a shit load of shit load of ALCOHOLIC UNICORN BLOOD in this mothafucka!

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When someone fucks a girl on their period, then shakes the blood off their dick onto the woman's face

Hey dude, last night I rode The Blood Unicorn, and man, is it messy.

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A sexual act where the male attaches a strap-on to his head and undergoes fornication while the female is menstruating.

"Dude, I heard Chris gave Lisa a bloody unicorn last night!"

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This is preformed by deflowering a girl, and with her blood still on your wang you put the tip on her forehead.

Carl: Hey man, how are you and Stacy doing?

Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.

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