umpire school

The place baseball umpires need to go when they suck.

I was 0 for 3 tonight because butt-face over there needs to go to umpire school.

by umpireschool October 5, 2012

Umpire

Blind

Umpires are blind

by Louis42 March 27, 2017

Empire Umpire

Largely self appointed head geek at a Star Wars convention. Passes judgment on costumes and characterizations.

Uh, you better tighten your buns if you want to make it past the Empire Umpire and pass for Princess Leia. You don't want to look like a Lukass!

by 24@SJ July 10, 2009

Afl Umpires

These umpires are blind and never make the right calls. Also known to favour the home team.

The afl umpires are known for costing teams games
‘Geez, the umpires really lost us the game tonight’

by Richmondrule April 17, 2022

Internet Umpire

Satish is a boy from Chennai who is for known for his social media name Internet Umpire , he is well know for his love for the IPL team chennai super kings and Cricket , He is popoularly known as Heisenberg among twitteraties and Instagrammer's , he is one of the accounts which is followed by official twitter handle of Chennai Superking's

In one word we can say that Internet Umpire is a person who makes twitter more intresting using his sarcastic tweet's

by Jobless Typer ! December 13, 2020

Third-Umpire

Dodgy stuff, too close to call, of dubious merit, some characteristic or aspect that "the jury is still out" on. Something that is debatable.

Etymology: Akin to when during a cricket match the on field umpires are faced with a decision that is too difficult to make and so they refer to the Third Umpire for a ruling.

Tom Cruise eating placentas is Third-Umpire.

by Sidhypes December 13, 2006

AFL Umpires

Usually, a bunch of Umpires who know the rules and are most commonly known as the best in Australia.

Player: I had an umpire he was the best in Australia and knew all the rules, God those AFL Umpires are extremely good.

by THE BEST IN CAIRNS August 20, 2018