expanation told via txt messaging. often complicated, should be avoided at all costs. a phone call is often cheaper in the long run and much easier to understand.
me: sum annoying expat was being a prat, il tell u when i see you later, cant b bothered writing a txtplanation
scott: ok :)
scott: ok :)
by Soggy JJ October 6, 2008
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Frank (text): what were they doin when u walkd in?
Lloyd (text): I can't textplain it..u just have to see it
Lloyd (text): I can't textplain it..u just have to see it
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I can't be arsed to textplain it to you.
by MaverickMartin September 10, 2012
Get the Textplain mug.To try and explain something in a text message that requires substantial detail and often takes 5-10 text messages back and forth for clarification. In other words; textplaining is a waste of time.
The fool: "Hey what's up? What did you do this weekend, and what do you think about life as a concept in general?"
The victim: "Come'on now. To textplain this would be insane! Ante up and call"
The victim: "Come'on now. To textplain this would be insane! Ante up and call"
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