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Triple-winky-itis

Condition where you blink very fast and uncontrollably for appx. 350 times per minute.

Possibility of being diagnosed from any age, except at birth.

Condition is very rare.

Currently no cure for this certain condition, but can be treated by simply cutting off your eyelids, or keeping your eyes closed for life.

Basically, if you have this condition you are screwed. You should either kill yourself or get killed with this condition
Friend 1: bruh why are you blinking so much you look like you’re having a seizure?
Friend 2: I got diagnosed with triple-winky-itis a couple days ago. Lol
by Pastalovin April 28, 2020
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triple bag it

Using three condoms (instead of "double" or "single" bagging) with a highly promiscuous sexual partner in order to ENSURE avoidance of STDs. In reality, this act results in a greater chance of transmission, as the friction of three condoms often causes them to break.
Damn, dude... that slampig was so fuckin' filthy, I HAD to triple bag it!
by JoeyRamon May 1, 2011
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Triple doggin' it

(1) To smoke from two fat blunts and a pipe at the same time with the pipe in the center of your mouth. (joints do not count)
person 1: dude, what are you doing?
person 2: I'm triple doggin' it man.
person 1: :O My mind just blew.
by sid...that is all May 30, 2010
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Triple Trunkin' It Up

When you get some of your best friends and just hang out. You do special things that only you and your best friends do. It's a classic way to hang out with your best pals!

(If there is a group of 2 friends then it's Double Trunkin' It Up)
I can't wait to be Triple Trunkin' It Up with my bestest buds tomorrow!!!
by ETCO-er August 22, 2011
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Triple Dipping It

When someone is asking about a technological problem to which you cannot respond to, tell them to Triple Dip It.
Regina: I broke my flux capacitor, how do I fix it
Kyle: Did you try triple dipping it?
by SuperEdgyName July 30, 2018
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O baby it's triple

A term usaly use in MLG videos
by Game mode 0 September 13, 2016
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Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass
by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019
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