Testicle Tostadas

This is a term used for when your balls have been baking in the sun all day and all they need now is a little carne asada sauce and your done!

Shit! I need to get the hell off this Nude beach because it looks like my testicle tostadas are done and its time to have a Mexican fiesta.

by Apollo Jackson August 4, 2009

Hijo de la tostada

Directly translates as, “son of the tostada”. Usually is said in replacement to son of a bitch.

Agripina: Pancracio, our son escaped again to go snort marijuana with the chusma next door.

Pancracio: Otra vez?!? I’m gonna beat ese hijo de la tostada if he doesn’t come home right now!!

by palabras sabias February 28, 2018

Tostada

An unfolded Taco

That Tostada is an unfolded taco.

by SlimJimXavierTostada January 22, 2021