tool shed

Variation of the common term tool meaning loser. This takes it to another level of tooldom. These low lifes are sometimes just referred to as "sheds"

Clay Aiken is a super shed

by Mr MoJo January 6, 2005

tool shed

A place where tools like to frequent.

I wanted to go to that new club, but I heard it was a tool shed.

by tankboy September 28, 2005

tool shed

when a group of more than one tool gather around in the same place and engage in toolish acts

The show jersey shore is a tool shed.

New Jersey is the filled with tool sheds.

by Anthony Stallone1 November 2, 2010

tool shed

a gay bar

hey francesco lets go hang out at the tool shed, i brought my vaseline ;)

by cro magnum October 6, 2007

tool shed

A large appendage of abdominal fat that covers up the (usually male) genetalia. Hence, a "shed" for one's "tool."

"Ha ha! I went into WalMart yesterday, and it was filled with people with tool sheds wearing tight pants!"

by ProfessorOwl May 29, 2007

tool shed

The tool shed, for overweight men, would be the area just above the penis (another slang term for this area is the F.U.P.A. - Frontal Upper Pubic Area) The extra fat surrounds the penis, protecting it as a tool shed protects its tools.

"They say its just more cushion for the pushin, but really it was just his tool shed absorbing the coital impact."

by Harry Hole September 23, 2012

tool shed

a female who engages in sexual intercourse with a male known socially as a tool

The young lady abandoned her standards of dating and eventually became a tool shed.

by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011