city titties

the bumps along the centerline of the road. they are usually a reflective yellow. like a speed bump

Passenger of a drunk driver: Dude! you've already run over the city titties once tonight, don't do it again!

by illegal fairtrade May 30, 2009

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Oklahoma City Titty

When a woman’s breasts are so perfect, so perky, and so round you know that they could only come from one place.

I saw a woman at the concert, and I couldn’t stop staring at her Oklahoma City Titty.

by jerryswanson September 4, 2022

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motor city titties

a female from detroit with extremely huge titts!

Oh my god,that girl has got motor city titties!!!!!!!!!

by VANORTON June 29, 2006

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Usually found on obese women at state fairs. You can usually spot them sucking down a corn dog or funnel cake. The Kansas City Titty is when the lady is soo fat that her breasts (usually bra-less) are sagging down like some large disgusting flapjacks on her fat gut.

That fat chick will never be able to ride on the scrambler, the carnie will not be able to shut the gate because her "Kansas City Titty" will be in the way.

I had to leave the Wal-mart check out aisle before i threw up because there were too many Kansas City Titty's in line.

by Big Red Kahuna October 4, 2011

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