as useless as tits on a bull Share definition Flag Extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. Used when extremely frustrated. "Darn it, the screws are stripped. These are as useless as tits on a bull!" as useless as tits on a bull by morethanerica April 3, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the as useless as tits on a bull mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch