Dinkerfucked

A complete state of total drunk to the point of complete and total brain failure and loss of all function including speech and bowel functions.

Dude...tonight....we're getting Dinkerfucked.

by Scoot212 September 7, 2013

TuckerFucker

The act of seating yourself in front of a desk piled with physics material, and receiving pleasure from a student beneath. Oral sex often involves uniform circular motion and Newtonian mechanics. There is often a trap door beneath that allows quick entry and exit.

Why is there banging beneath that desk!? Oh, someone must be pulling a TuckerFucker... now, back to my pendulum measurements!

by Ron Burgundy II August 7, 2006

tinkerluck

managing to fiddle an object with *somewhat* successful results, without messing up the object or breaking it

antonym: fucking shit up

person1: "hoppyshit my tablet's not working"
me: "yo let me-"
person1: "FUCK NO-" *suddenly leaves like a dumbass forgetting to take tablet with them*
me: *fiddles with settings*
person1: "HOLYFUUUUUuuu-"
me: *hands out a fully functioning tablet*
person1:"what?"
me: it's tinkerluck man, got that neverland pixie dust shit sprinklin all over that tablet

by bellhopper March 5, 2015