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Tiajuana Taco Dip

When you tongue salsa or some other Mexican condiment out of a floozy's vagina.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Chaz's late night experiences with that striper?
Guy 2: Totes home dawg, I heard that sick fuck gave her the tiajuana taco dip.
Guy 1: Sick! Thats some nasty shit.
by Dakota Giraffe June 6, 2011
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Tijuanan Taco

This is where people celebrate Mexican culture with their amigos in a very intimate way. This is for the hombres only as it requires male genitals and at least one set of foreskin.

Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Jose and Gomez did a very dirty tijuanan taco last night! Their penis smelt of guacamole for a good week afterwards providing a lasting memory and a moment for pause and tranquility in their otherwise violent gang lifestyle.
by Huffdaddie January 23, 2025
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Tiajuana Tacosalad

The sexual act of eating out a puked in vagina. You take a few shots of Tequilla, force yourself to puke, aim for the pussy, then eat your puke out of the girls pussy.
Joe-I'm going to give my wife the most meaningful Tiajuana Tacosalad tonight.

Juan-Oh, that sounds good. I think I'm going to go drink some beer.

Joe-She really deserves it, I think shes tried of always sucking my dick. Its her turn for some pleasure.
by titsmacgeee December 31, 2010
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