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trichology 

Trichology is the branch of medicine that deals with the scientific study of the health of hair and scalp.
People who say they are 'trichologists' are not real doctors, although once qualified properly, they can determine how old the person is, body mass and race from a single hair. People in forensics are usually trained within this field.
The Trichology student examined the hair and figured out that the hair belonged to a 81 year old, 400lb African American who used Pantene Pro-V

Thicknology 

Any technology-based Apple products like the iphone.
Hey look at my new ipad,
Dude, you're really into your thicknology.

You're a real thicknophobe dude.
That's because I'm a system administrator.

I've just got a new iphone to go with my mac, nano, and ipad.
Wow, you're a real thickie.

I run the new media design team at work.
You thicknocrat
Thicknology by GabrielDertzer September 29, 2010

The Larry School of Thinkology 

Originally founded as The Lawrence Institute of Technology in the early twentieth century, LIT eventually evolved into an institution highly influenced by IBM's Watson and his credo "THINK". So, the school was renamed the Lawrence Institute of Thinkology. In the seventies, after The Beatles breakup and the failure of Mao's Cultural Revolution, there was a universal trend to "become less deified". "Lawrence" was then replace by "Larry" and that's how the school got its present name.
I think I went to the Larry School of Thinkology. At least I think I did.