Pine Creek High School is a place filled with people who "fuck a different bitch every night" but don't know how to use a condom. Where every girl has the same uniform even though they're different from the rest of the girls. If you're black, you will be getting pussy all day because all the white bitches got jungle fever. The only relevant sport is football and you can't leave the locker room without getting raped by one of those hunks. Every girl has a crippling case of depression and anxiety and every guy suddenly becomes a psychologist. The teachers are all assholes and give a fuck ton of assignments and say you can finish them all because you have an iPad. Fuck this school with it's fake bitches and walking piles of shit they call guys.
person 1: oh you go to pine creek?
person 2: yeah its a shit hole
person 1: wait i thought you fucked a different girl every night?
person 2: nah i just say that to get clout in DECA
person 1: shit man pine creek high school is wack
person 2: yeah its a shit hole
person 1: wait i thought you fucked a different girl every night?
person 2: nah i just say that to get clout in DECA
person 1: shit man pine creek high school is wack
by baadmaan332 November 20, 2019
The high school of Pine City, Minnesota. It consists of asshole guys and super dramatic girls, and a few transvestites. Almost everyone is either on drugs, pills, alcohol, etc; also, most of them are hoes.
They even have a black kid and a few asians now.
The teachers are all pretty awesome, but none of the whiny children appreciate them at all.
Only drink out of the water fountain by the band room, or you'll have the herp before you know it.
They even have a black kid and a few asians now.
The teachers are all pretty awesome, but none of the whiny children appreciate them at all.
Only drink out of the water fountain by the band room, or you'll have the herp before you know it.
by pieceofish January 8, 2012
by purple bear🐼💜🌸🫐 December 15, 2022
A shitty ass school where the resource officer looks fucking retarded. School up that school is easier then getting an STD from the school slut.
by Yo mama 42068 September 9, 2021
a little piece of oakland in the very white san ramon. basically looks like and jail and basically is one. half the staff are homos, the kids pretty much have no lives. some drugs but no good ones. most kids can't wait till cal high so they can do good drugs like cocaine. most kids are either trying to be bwhite, black, or something that they're not, cause the streets of san ramon are so tough.the school counselor thinks that everyone entering the offic is on drugs and suicidal and she's pretty much right. if someones not being suspended or expelled, ther're blazing up in the gym so the can. pretty much the worst experience that you'll ever have. took out the soda this year...like thats gonna help, most of the kids are on drugs not caffine. the kids aren't very bright and they get shorter every year. do not go there if you have the choice, you will regret it.
adult: are you feeling ok
student: no i'm high
adult: oh well, as long as you don't killyourself...can i have some
student:uhhh...
adult: hold on let me get my lover
student: no i'm high
adult: oh well, as long as you don't killyourself...can i have some
student:uhhh...
adult: hold on let me get my lover
by we're not kidding March 27, 2005
by jenniferx December 23, 2018
A shitty ass school filled with fake bitches in yoga pants and sweatshirts, and fuckboys who aren’t even close to attractive enough to fuck some of the bitches they’re fucking, You’re not cool unless you’re a bitch, own a Novo, and are in fucking DECA, and everyone who’s not a pussy low key does LSD and Cocaine for fun (it’s called Pine Crack for a reason). If you own scrunchies you’ll be super popular but also go fuck yourself with ur hydroflask you basic ass bitch. If you play football, you automatically have bitches on your dick at all times, but you’ll also have crippling fuckboy disease, along with a side effect of herpes. But you know what it’s all okay, because it’s still better then DCC.
Person 1: what school do you go to?
Person 2: Pine Creek High School
Person 1: shit man I’m sorry, can u hook me up now tho
Person 2: Pine Creek High School
Person 1: shit man I’m sorry, can u hook me up now tho
by Small Dick energy March 20, 2019