a jack ass that is stoned all the time and dose mashrooms like a boss is a badass # CATZ
by dub cat April 8, 2016
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literally the best person you cannot convince me otherwise
"ryker zapata sucks"
"KEEP MY SON'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH"
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If you ever meet Juan Zapata you are a very lucky person. He is so fun to be around and talk to. He can talk about anything and everything lol. He means a lot to a girl that is 5’1, brown straight hair, and that is very hilarious. The way how Juan Zapata laughs, does his hair, his humor, his kindness, and everything else is perfect. It’s very easy for him to makes friends to lol. Having a Juan Zapata in your life is the best thing to have.
someone: you are so lucky to have a Juan Zapata in your life.

5’1 girl: yes i am.
by IMO love November 4, 2021
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