hoody for the woody

Another word for a condom.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.

guy 1: "we goin out tonight?"
guy 2: "Hell yeah man! just gotta grab a hoody for the woody."

by the man with the hoody's December 9, 2008

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the woody

The greatest individual attempt at a sandwich induced orgasm. The signle most amazing piece of edible delight known to mankind. God's gift to the stoner population of sacramento. Roast beef, cream cheese, melted cheddar, and the perfect blend of tabasco sause and Beach Hut's BBQ sauce all toasted to perfection on a sourdough roll. Eating anything else is like wiping your ass with sand paper.

Beach Hut attendent: "Hey, what can i get for you?"

Spennny:"can i get a large woody, extra sauce, and a small drink"

Beach Hut attendent:"would u like me to rub your balls as well?"

Spennny:"no thanks, i'll have bricked twice by the time youve taken this order just thinking of how delicious the woody will be."

The Woody is my savior.

by Spenny Benny April 23, 2008

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Pull the wool

V. Phrase to pull the wool is an act of deception and trickery.

He thought he could pull the wool over my eyes thinking he would get away with cheating.

by Mark Tongue June 3, 2015

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pull the wool over your eyes

To deceive someone

Jimmy tried to pull the wool over your eyes by telling you there is no test on Friday.

by ISoRandom November 1, 2015

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pop in the woody

A term that some European mothers (especially the Dutch) use in place of the word "erection" when teaching their children about the birds and the bees.

Another word for boner, erection, chub

"Mom, how come sometimes my penis gets hard when I see a cute girl?"

"That's called a pop in the woody!"

by Pen1sland.com May 9, 2016

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