I need the pan

A phrase used when a living being is getting on your nerves, and you wish to hit them with something that is used for sizzling bacon and/or serving spinach and artichoke dip.

Also known as G.T.P.(get the pan), I.N.P.(I need the pan), or I.R.N.P(I really need the pan).

I knocked up this girl the other night, and she keeps calling me asking for money. Man, I need the pan.

by Anastasia Beaverhausen IV September 20, 2009

Butter The Pan

An act usually done after sex, when the male or female smears the "Juices" or "Sexual Aftermath" into the other persons face.

Butter The Pan
Buttered The Pan
Buttering The Pan

"If my girl cums on me again, I am gona "Butter The Pan"
with it"
"You should have see the look on her face after I Buttered her Pan"

by Jahred Gamez July 16, 2008

the pan handle

it's when a guy hovers over a girl while the girl tosses his salad (aka eats his butt hole) and simultaneously reaches around him and gives him a hand job.

no examples of the pan handle

by The One and Only Tiny Tim February 4, 2010

punch in the pan

A playful punch to someone's backside in order to know if they have enough padding around their lower back and rear to not be hurt by it.

"Hey Frank, I'm gonna give you a punch in the pan ...for science."

by ShortforAlec December 23, 2017

Stick it in the pan

Verb.

To stick something in the pan. The process of becoming stuck to a pan. To be stuck to a pan. If you wish to be stuck to a pan, you must first stick it in the pan.

"Shtick it in the pan hai"
"Stick it in the pan"
"Shicki ina wok" (Chinese)

by thechillifingerer May 9, 2019

Unleash Hell On The Pan

The act of formidable defecation.

I hope your bathroom is reinforced, as this bad boy's waited too long already- I'm off to unleash hell on the pan. Wish me luck.

by A-Riz March 19, 2009

smash the pan

to have a right good SHIT.

jesus christ did you 'Smash The Pan'' son?

by mr pimpernell October 28, 2013