Hey bro tomorrow is National Suicide Jerk day you participating?
Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!
Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!
by DaRacoon March 12, 2020
November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo
by Yuh-yuh-heee November 18, 2020
On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!
by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022
National jerk day is on 5th of december the day of the year when all man masturbate on hot girls pictures
by Pricopeanca December 5, 2020
October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020
On December 2 and December 3rd it’s national jerk with homies days
When your homies say it’s gay so no homo is national jerk with homie days
When your homies say it’s gay so no homo is national jerk with homie days
John: Aye let’s jerk josh
Josh: hell no you gay
John: nah it’s national jerk with homie days
Josh: oh bet let’s nut
Josh: hell no you gay
John: nah it’s national jerk with homie days
Josh: oh bet let’s nut
by Riley barker December 2, 2021