Matt The Gnat
Matt The Gnat by Cyounexttime March 30, 2025
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The Mountain Goats
The Mountain Goats is a Durham, North Carolina-based band, led by American singer-songwriter John Darnielle. Darnielle began recording in 1991, and is known for his highly literate lyrics and (until 2002) his lo-fi recording style.1 The Mountain Goats' recent members have comprised the core trio of Darnielle, Peter Hughes on bass guitar, and Jon Wurster on drums.
The Mountain Goats by The Eleventh Doctor November 29, 2009
The Mountain Goats
A horrible indie music group, in which the singers cannot sing.
Also severely disappointed that they really were not mountain goats.
Usually people named Betsy likes them.
Also severely disappointed that they really were not mountain goats.
Usually people named Betsy likes them.
The Mountain Goats by dooldool December 9, 2008
The Rule of Goats
The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
The Rule of Goats by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021
Goats In The Garden
Goats In The Garden by DefineTheGreatLine March 30, 2011
The Goat of Goats
Josue was considered the Goat of Goats when he achieved a higher NFL pass completion than Dree Brees and beat Michael Jordan and Lebron James in a 1on1 basketball game.
The Goat of Goats by Jaja1255 February 20, 2017
The Rule of Goats
The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
The Rule of Goats by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021