EMD bitch.
by gingerluvver April 17, 2011

Electronic Monitering Device-
The form of house arrest where you have an ankle bracelet and cannot walk out your door, even if its only to your porch. What i will be experiencing until at least February 23rd.
The form of house arrest where you have an ankle bracelet and cannot walk out your door, even if its only to your porch. What i will be experiencing until at least February 23rd.
I told that bitch not to put my ankle moniter on so tight, so she put it on tight as hell because cops are fucking assholes. EMD sucks major dick.
by MastaFunkk January 17, 2010

many people say EMD means "eat my dick" or "eat my dust", but there is another meaning of it too. there is a swedish band named emd, and it stands for Erik Mattias Danny. or so they say...
I hate EMD, they can eat my dick.
by imjerryseinfeldt October 16, 2012

Emd
Emd
Emd
Person 1 : Emd of thread
Person 2 : 'Emd'?
Person 1 : End* no bulli me for spelling mistake :(
Person 2 : I'm gonna make a definition of it :)
Person 2 : 'Emd'?
Person 1 : End* no bulli me for spelling mistake :(
Person 2 : I'm gonna make a definition of it :)
by MrNapstablook May 10, 2021

When he says he will fix your boiler but ends up stick his flue in your gas pipe and washing it out in your mouth
by Bigdonger23 March 12, 2021

by POOKSVAL November 3, 2023

EMDS is the name of a Welsh graffiti artist who uses spray paint, markers, etc. to draw (or "tag" if you're using spray paint) on public or private property.
by SEÑOR EMDS September 20, 2022
