Skip to main content

Mark the bus driver

Master of the vehicular travel marvel known as the 'bus' , will never be fazed by late drivers or strange passengers, and the shining god of the dorrigobus movement.

Drives a twenty cylinder turbocharged multiengine jet bus, shoots fire when he floors the accelerator, with a flaming throne strong enough to hold his 200 kilograms of pure wheel turning muscle
The only person to have beaten the dorrigo mountain in 2.9 parsecs.

Cannot be defeated, even by the previously defined satanic monster,

bruce the bus driver, although can be quickly confused by the lack of information that is provided by his aforementioned strange passengers
Lives upon a junk Heap of all the previous bus drivers who have challenged him in bus-jousting, in a massive bus themed mansion filled with various trophies and severed heads.

Has a long lasting feud with Jaiden the bus slayer for the size of his muscles.

Has been seen bench pressing the universe, and killing enemies by simply scaring the shit out of them.
by Another boy on the bus June 19, 2019
mugGet the Mark the bus driver mug.

terry the bus driver

An awesome sauce bus driver who, to most men, is highly erotic. That extra bit of flab makes him all the more epic.
Terry the bus driver: "Make sure you don't learn too much at school kids!"
mugGet the terry the bus driver mug.

Thanking the bus driver

When you thank the person driving you to school or work, because you're super broke.
*thanking the bus driver
You: Thank you sir

Bus driver: No problem kiddo
*10 years later you have a successful family and a respected reputation as the president*
by I Ii II I_ July 11, 2018
mugGet the Thanking the bus driver mug.

Just the Bus Driver

The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time
by Firefaul December 7, 2017
mugGet the Just the Bus Driver mug.

Doing the bus driver

Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.

Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?

Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018
mugGet the Doing the bus driver mug.

the Three-Fingered Bus Driver

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.
"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."
by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009
mugGet the the Three-Fingered Bus Driver mug.

drive the bus

(v) ingesting MDMA (ecstasy), and regulating like a gangsta by representing what the sheiiit (i.e. life) is all about.
"me mate dangerous dave took 22 ecstasy and drove the egham to langley village bus better than he's ever driven it before." -Ali G (a quote close to reality)

do you want to drive the bus tonight yo?

driving da bus is fuckin' legit!!!
by Captain Tickles March 26, 2010
mugGet the drive the bus mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email