Master of the vehicular travel marvel known as the 'bus' , will never be fazed by late drivers or strange passengers, and the shining god of the dorrigobus movement.
Drives a twenty cylinder turbocharged multiengine jet bus, shoots fire when he floors the accelerator, with a flaming throne strong enough to hold his 200 kilograms of pure wheel turning muscle
The only person to have beaten the dorrigo mountain in 2.9 parsecs.
Cannot be defeated, even by the previously defined satanic monster,
bruce the bus driver, although can be quickly confused by the lack of information that is provided by his aforementioned strange passengers
Lives upon a junk Heap of all the previous bus drivers who have challenged him in bus-jousting, in a massive bus themed mansion filled with various trophies and severed heads.
Has a long lasting feud with Jaiden the bus slayer for the size of his muscles.
Has been seen bench pressing the universe, and killing enemies by simply scaring the shit out of them.
Drives a twenty cylinder turbocharged multiengine jet bus, shoots fire when he floors the accelerator, with a flaming throne strong enough to hold his 200 kilograms of pure wheel turning muscle
The only person to have beaten the dorrigo mountain in 2.9 parsecs.
Cannot be defeated, even by the previously defined satanic monster,
bruce the bus driver, although can be quickly confused by the lack of information that is provided by his aforementioned strange passengers
Lives upon a junk Heap of all the previous bus drivers who have challenged him in bus-jousting, in a massive bus themed mansion filled with various trophies and severed heads.
Has a long lasting feud with Jaiden the bus slayer for the size of his muscles.
Has been seen bench pressing the universe, and killing enemies by simply scaring the shit out of them.
by Another boy on the bus June 19, 2019
Get the Mark the bus driver mug.An awesome sauce bus driver who, to most men, is highly erotic. That extra bit of flab makes him all the more epic.
by Thomas the turned on student 2 October 4, 2013
Get the terry the bus driver mug.*thanking the bus driver
You: Thank you sir
Bus driver: No problem kiddo
*10 years later you have a successful family and a respected reputation as the president*
You: Thank you sir
Bus driver: No problem kiddo
*10 years later you have a successful family and a respected reputation as the president*
by I Ii II I_ July 11, 2018
Get the Thanking the bus driver mug.by Firefaul December 7, 2017
Get the Just the Bus Driver mug.Smoking a joint (or even cigarette) without tapping the ash off it, resulting in a stick of ash in the smokers hand.
Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Orginated from bus drivers on their cigarette break, who for lack of time can often be seen smoking a whole cigarette without ashing once.
Guy 1: *passes a joint after smoking half of it without tapping the ash off*
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?
Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
Guy 2: Are you a bus driver dude?
Yesterday someone was doing the bus driver to me, i'm never smoking with that guy again!
by TreesDontBark May 3, 2018
Get the Doing the bus driver mug.An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.
"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."
by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009
Get the the Three-Fingered Bus Driver mug.(v) ingesting MDMA (ecstasy), and regulating like a gangsta by representing what the sheiiit (i.e. life) is all about.
"me mate dangerous dave took 22 ecstasy and drove the egham to langley village bus better than he's ever driven it before." -Ali G (a quote close to reality)
do you want to drive the bus tonight yo?
driving da bus is fuckin' legit!!!
do you want to drive the bus tonight yo?
driving da bus is fuckin' legit!!!
by Captain Tickles March 26, 2010
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