thank wank

Thank Wank - A form of manual sex (stimulation by the hand) given in a gracious display of respect to someone who has done you a favour or otherwise indebted you.

Antonio: Can you get me a discount on this product with your trade account?
Mac: Sure man!
Antonio: Sweet! I owe you a thank wank!
Mac: Awwww yiss!

Alternatively

Antonio: Mac got me a sweet deal this weekend!
Stevo: Word son! You best get that man a thank wank!
Antionio: Way ahead of ya stevo!
Stevo: Finger lickin good!

by Loose As A Moose July 29, 2014

thankle

An exaggeration of 'cankle'. Whereas 'cankle' is a contraction of 'calf-ankle', 'thankle' is 'thigh-ankle'. Indicates that there isn't just no discernable ankle, but no knee either.

Speaker 1. Sally has such cankles.
Speaker 2. No, they're not just cankles, they're THANKLES!

by Aoife303 November 12, 2006

Thank You Based God

For when you have to thank the Based God Lil B for anything worth thanking him for.
Often abbreviated to TYBG

The Based God Lil B fucked my bitch, thank you based god.

by atlas lmao May 28, 2019

thank u, next

grateful for the past, now onto the next and deadass not looking back. kinda like fuck off, but in a more sophisticated way

“for somebody who claims to hate relevancy you sure love clinging to it huh”

“thank u, next”

“.”

by yall blast that r&b subgenre November 6, 2018

No thank you

Fuck off!

Would you like to upgrade your services with us today?

No thank you.

Can you spare some change?
No thank you.

Would you like to go to a Nickelback concert with me?
No thank you.

by ericparrey June 20, 2016

thabks

what you accidentally type instead of "thanks"

friend one: "thabks dude"
friend two: "did you mean thanks?"
friend one: "nah. thabks."

by ladykiller1234567890 March 4, 2017

Thank Google

An exclamation, similar to "Thank God", that one would use to express relief and gratitude after a long but successful search engine info hunt, started with very little to go on and ending with the knowledge sought.

I was looking for the name of the song in that commercial, because i'm totally addicted to it, and Thank Google I found it.

by jeffff June 5, 2007