Tarking

When a male engages in creative contortions in order to urinate with an erect penis.

This morning I had such a hard on that I was tarking like a fucking yoga instructor!

by pollyanna-istanbul December 3, 2010

tark

a word originating in Germany, meaning to "bite" or to "chomp"

dude, I went surfing and a little irrit fish come up and tarked me

by James Ronsen January 29, 2008

tark

someone who is very very dark, as in, as dark as tar. tark.

pronunciation: dd-ar-kuh.

do you know why my email name is tarkman?

because you're tark, like the color of tar?

by ease your feet into the sea June 15, 2008

shiger tarks

Shiger Tarks are Tiger Sharks that are specially made to have whiskers

Dude, That Shiger Tark just bit my surf board!

by hahahShigerTarks March 31, 2005

tark monkey

1. a retarded dumb fuck.
2. and dumbass

gosh you are being such a tark monkey!

by LochNess94 June 18, 2013

tark bike

A misspelling of "tarck bike" which itself is a misspelling of "track bike". A tarck bike is a converted road or track bike to fixed, related to tricks and single gear. "Tark" is slang to describe a bike that poses as a single speed fixed but is not. Coaster brake, internal gear hubs or freewheel would not be tarck. Tark is used commonly to describe a bike or person as a "trendy poser with the soul of a coaster brake".

That is one tarky dude riding a tark bike.

by BLKSM September 27, 2011

shiger tarks

a real mixture of a tiger and a shark but not really a tiger shark its almost like a tiger shark flipped around but not so much sharkness

rock your body, shiger tark!

by rockstar March 30, 2005