taco meat

A jokingly derogatory term Aggies use for Bevo, the longhorn mascot of the University of Texas. Indicates that the creature (and the school, by extension) is of exceptionally poor quality and is only fit to be ground-up and served as taco meat.

This term became especially popular after an ESPNU commercial depicting an Aggie playing a Pictionary/charades-like game. The visual prompt included UT's longhorn logo and a hook. The aggie refused to answer "Hook 'em Horns" and instead refers to the longhorn (somewhat disgustedly) as taco meat.

The video can be found online quite easily.

"He must be a tea-sip. He has a picture of old 'taco meat' in his room."
by bdabbs December 01, 2006
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"dude, did you see her 'taco meat' when she bent over?"
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taco-meat

Beaded-up hair on the human body. Most commonly found underneth the chin and on the front and back of the neck.
You need to shave all that damn taco-meat from under your chin.
by gregory June 09, 2003
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Some vaginas can be classified as fish lips, while some tacos. The extra flap in some vaginas is called the taco meat. The vagina is like a taco, and the meat is the flab.
Dang that girl was disgusting, she had so much taco meat on that shit.
by DMONEYWAYNE May 31, 2009
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Taco Meat

it can mean your thick or have a nice ass
damn gurl yo name should be taco meat

fellas dont use this line on a female dont even say that word to a female real talk it aint cute
by Ladiij202 August 20, 2008
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excessive armpit hair that at first glance appears to look like juicy ground meat
"Damn, taco meat freak!"
by Jonathan January 28, 2004
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Taco meat slap

When a male of any species takes a 5 pound exercise ball and repeatedly slaps the coochie until it slides in. No lube is allowed and neither party can be shaved.
My cunt hurts after my boyfriend taco meat slapped me.
by Thelilboy April 04, 2019
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