The day of the week during which Soylent
Green may be purchased for consumption. Soylent
Green is not readily available the other days of the week due to limited production -- but don't worry, the more people die from starvation, the more Soylent
Green there will be for the remaining populace!
Governor Santini is brought to you today by Soylent Red, and Soylent Yellow. And, new, delicious, Soylent
Green: The "miracle food" of high energy plankton, gathered from the oceans of the world. Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent
Green is in short supply, so remember—Tuesday is Soylent
Green day.