Totino's Pizza Rolls

Official gay snack thanks to S42 E13 of SNL hosted by Kristen Stewart in which Kristen and Vanessa made out over Totino's Pizza Rolls.

girl: hey girlfriend would you like some Totino's Pizza Rolls?
girlfriend: yes, girlfriend. J'aime les rolls de pizza.

by mcclinton February 5, 2017

totino

WOW HES SO HOT HES ON DISCORD VERY COOL

you say totino when you tell someone there cool

by ieusuehd June 29, 2021

totino

a very handsom person who is very hot and is a good friedn to everyon

“hey bro your a totino today!!”

by ieusuehd September 5, 2021

Totino's Party

Totino's party is a perfect blend of Totino's pizza rolls and mindless orgy sex typically starting off as a normal pizza party until someone busts out a bag of Totino's pizza rolls and everyone is swept away by the pure pleasure of partaking in pizza rolls.

Greg: yo this pizza party is amazing!
Simone: hey guys, I brought a bag of pizza rolls.
Greg: hell yeah, now it's gonna be a Totino's party

by The Alpaca king August 13, 2018

tortinos pizza rolls

the best thing on earth

CONSUME THE TORTINOS PIZZA ROLLS JOHN BRING ME MY LASAGNA JOHN

by EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE January 23, 2021

totino

annoying hoy male who no lifes on discord and is dating mememan (hot) and i am 9 years old

B:bro your a totino!
A:thanks babe

by totino- December 9, 2021

Aspyn Totino

Aspyn is a very beautiful girl, a girl who can change anyones life, she is loyal, comforting, and makes sure your happy everyday. you guys will have your ups and downs but you guys always find a way thru it and keep building your relationship stronger and stronger, she is the person you wanna keep in your life no matter the negativity throughout your relationship, even if it has to come to an end, you still wanna keep her, she will always continue to make you happy and pull you out of your dark depressing hole, she will always care and love you til your last day on earth is here, she will go all out for you.

Aspyn Totino- hey mannnnn, that’s not fairr😅

by lolollol69 May 2, 2022