TMP also known as - Touch My Penis
One male is pinned down and another male pulls out his penis and begins to masterbate on to the first male. The first male must touch the other males penis (and suffer being called a faggot). If the penis is not touched, then the only way to end the game is by the other male finishing.
One male is pinned down and another male pulls out his penis and begins to masterbate on to the first male. The first male must touch the other males penis (and suffer being called a faggot). If the penis is not touched, then the only way to end the game is by the other male finishing.
TMP!!!!!!
by TMP69696969696969 June 25, 2010
Touch My Penis
or in Spanish, Toca Me la Penga
It is multi-lingual.
This came from a conversation about abbreviations such as IDK, OMG etc... thus TMP was born.
TMP has already spread widely through out Houston and we hope it continues to do so. Young and old all appreciate the TMP.
or in Spanish, Toca Me la Penga
It is multi-lingual.
This came from a conversation about abbreviations such as IDK, OMG etc... thus TMP was born.
TMP has already spread widely through out Houston and we hope it continues to do so. Young and old all appreciate the TMP.
by Jesus Sordizzle September 25, 2008
An extremely powerfull weapon cablable of killing anything in its path. Many people try to use the TMP, but fail misserably.
Only the best hugest nerds that play CS all day long, are able to snipe with the TMP on maps such as de_dust2 and de_inferno
Many times have i been raped by a huge nerd at huge ranged, but this is only possible with a TMP.
The only weapon cabable of beating a huge nerd with a TMP is a huge nerd with duel scoped, duel berreta elites with duel laser sights.
Only the best hugest nerds that play CS all day long, are able to snipe with the TMP on maps such as de_dust2 and de_inferno
Many times have i been raped by a huge nerd at huge ranged, but this is only possible with a TMP.
The only weapon cabable of beating a huge nerd with a TMP is a huge nerd with duel scoped, duel berreta elites with duel laser sights.
DE_DUST2:
Huge nerd #1 is CT and buys TMP.
Huge nerd #1's team is ecoing and decides to all camp B.
Huge nerd #2 is T and buys Elites.
Huge nerd #1 tries to sniper with the TMP at mid through DD.
Huge nerd #2 Duel Sniper Duel Elites mid from T spawn.
Huge nerd #2 killed Huge nerd #1 with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Heaton with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Potti with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Fisker with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Element with a duel elites
SK: GG
Huge nerd #1 is CT and buys TMP.
Huge nerd #1's team is ecoing and decides to all camp B.
Huge nerd #2 is T and buys Elites.
Huge nerd #1 tries to sniper with the TMP at mid through DD.
Huge nerd #2 Duel Sniper Duel Elites mid from T spawn.
Huge nerd #2 killed Huge nerd #1 with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Heaton with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Potti with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Fisker with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Element with a duel elites
SK: GG
by Demon February 3, 2005
person 1: hey do you remember these?
person 2: no?
person 1: it must have been an older brother thing
person 2: I don't have an older brother
person 1: tmp
person 2: no?
person 1: it must have been an older brother thing
person 2: I don't have an older brother
person 1: tmp
by bagelwoman32 March 13, 2016
by chico sucio December 2, 2010
TMP ( Tickled Me Pink )
Created November 24, 2009 by a DJ from Memphis, TN, called "Record Player". Used on Facebook as an example of abbreviations that could be typed to show amusement instead of the overused "LOL".
Created November 24, 2009 by a DJ from Memphis, TN, called "Record Player". Used on Facebook as an example of abbreviations that could be typed to show amusement instead of the overused "LOL".
by Record Player November 25, 2009
The Magic Pussy-
An Acronym for a woman known for being amazing at sex or simply having a vagina that will make you blow your load in a few mintutes
An Acronym for a woman known for being amazing at sex or simply having a vagina that will make you blow your load in a few mintutes
by SlayerPro69 August 26, 2019