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The Switch 

The switch is when the Random Scale is turned over. The Random is on the right side of the scale, the Right is on the left side of the scale, neutral stays the same.
eg. Sandy is a "Right" person but she wants to "fit in" with a group of "Random" ppl. So a person in the random group says: "I like pants!" (lafs heard all around) and sandy's reply is : "Yeah! especially when they're cotton!" (SILENCE) Random peron: Riiiight. The system has switched.
(note) there is a rare occasion where a right person is successful. But if not, they are called Try-hard random
The Switch by *WiCkeD* March 22, 2005

The Switch 

A term that defines a boyfriend/girlfriend that is on and off with another over a period of time.
Before that bitch could have sex, she had to turn off the switch...Then it was time to get down to business.
The Switch by Stevie Y November 2, 2004

The Switch 

This is when Joe Jacobs plans to switch from the Marcantels to the Wetherbeas in a swift manner. Procreating with each of these fine Lumen Christi's. Althoguh this is dreamt about, the only man to pull this off is the one and only Carl A. Gerstacker of Albion College. The man, the myth, the legend. "I was drunk"
The Switch by Switcher February 24, 2009

The Switch 

When a straight male masturbates to gay porn but when he ejaculates he switches to a saved picture of a female.
"Adam was concerned all that gay porn he watches is making him gay, so I told him about The Switch and now his post nut clarity is less intense"

the switch back 

The process of switching from one female to the other through sexual intercourse. Whether it's oral, anal, or vaginal, the females must be on each other or close by in order to complete the switch back fast enough.
Sarah and Tina were laying on top of each other kissing, while Jim was preforming the switch back on both of them.

Ditch the Witch and make the Switch 

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.
"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"