mason jar anus

A person with an asshole the size of a mason jar.
Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.
by JoeyBomm June 05, 2020
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Mason jar molly

Mason jar Molly is a very presentable and educated adult woman 👩 who is very rich.
Little does the public know that she really makes her money farting into Mason jars and selling them to perverts on the dark web.
Mason jar Molly is bottling and storing her farts in mason jars for significant financial gain!!
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
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