wanking the flower

fingering a girl so hard it breaks her hymen therefore taking her virginity

i finger fucked this girl so hard i ended up wanking the flower.

by monkeyfoot12 March 3, 2010

Braddy the flower

Braddy is a cute and good flower

He loves make friend

He want being the friend of everyone

And he here for his friend

He like say "Braddy is your best friend !"

Oh that my best friend braddy the flower

I'm not flowey but braddy the flower!

by Peregfghhhhj January 3, 2020

love the flower

Merch for florqlcharl

hey! Where did u get that shirt?
It’s florqlcharl love the flower

by florqlcharl February 23, 2022

ace the flower boy

ace the flower boy is a 15 year old kid, who plays games and music
fun fact: he's russian

- have you heard ace the flower boy's music
- no?
- yeah, me either

by acetheflowerboy April 25, 2023

going to the flower shop

going to a transexual massage parlor

I just got a fist full of dollars from the race tracks so I'm going to the flower shop!

by sspamalot June 23, 2012

The Northern Flower

The Northern flower also known as Joseph Marshall, is the Cutest Flower and man to ever live

“Did you see the Northern Flower walking around?”
“I did, he is so cute”

by The Michael Shannon March 6, 2020

The great flower mural incident of 2017

In the Taylor Swift fandom, this is known as the biggest scam to date by Taylor Swift and Direct tv Now. When nearing Taylor Swift's AT&T promoted pre superbowl concert, Direct tv Now planned an "incredible" livestream with amazing surprises for her fans. Because of Taylor's long running break and the months previous news that she was back in the studio, her tendency to release new music during livestreams, and AT&Ts constant "you don't want to miss it" statements, the fans anxiously expected new music. In the end, it was a flower mural where you could put a tag with your name. Nikki, our hostess, was incredibly uneducated in taylor swift and geography. Asking "is turkey a country or a nickname" and called Taylor's mom a cat as well as constant mumbling and shaking. It is known by swifties all over the world as one of the biggest let downs in the pop star's career, following RED's loss of the grammy of the year award in Jauary 2014.

1. The year is 2089
Child: grandma! here are some flowers.
Grandma: **flashback to the great flower mural incident of 2017**
or:
person 1: wow, that's dissapointing
person 2: Not as dissapointing as the great flower mural incident of 2017

by miley what's good February 6, 2017