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Turkey in the straw

A penis ( and testicles) surrounded by pubic hair.
Hey babe, check-out this turkey in the straw that I've got here... gobble-gobble-gobble... hmm...?
by zwasbk613 November 1, 2016
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Drier than a lesbian in a male strip club

An unwanted situation:

When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.

Or

A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.
In case of doobie drought:

Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”

In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:

Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”

Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”
by MotherofMangos January 16, 2021
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strapin

to be concealing a firearm
when you go down town you better be strapin
by poppa F December 7, 2005
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InsertLogic Strat

A strat that's amazing when it works but makes you reconsider your life choices when it doesn't.
Runner 1:"Man did you see that new strat? It's amazing!"
Runner 2:"I tried it but now I am losing so much time whenever it doesn't work"
Runner 1:"That sounds like a InsertLogic strat"
by Niegth November 29, 2019
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low input strat

im gonna make a low input strat on a12
by fennixf3nnix August 29, 2025
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