Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck

The sexual act of a man sticking his erect penis between a woman’s tits then stapling the chosen tits together therefor securing the penis between the tits. A lubricant of some sort is then applied ( usually WD-40 or fairy liquid) and the male proceeds to fuck the shit out of them tits

Fucking hell last night I had a oatcake and gave carol a traditional Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck.

by The holy prince. Dinklewit April 17, 2020

Stoked-on-Trent

When simply being stoked isn’t enough. You’re simply way too excited!

“I’m simply Stoked-on-Trent about today, I cannot wait!”

by John O’clock November 7, 2020

StokeonTrentSyndrome (SOTS)

Where a previous attractive female starts to let themselves go. This usually occurs within a few day's of moving to the area, but the affects can snowball. Usually leading to a complete transformation in a few weeks, typically six. Symptoms are tramp stamps and muffintops, followed by foul language and complete lack of anything feminine.

Worker 1 - Wow that new girl looks really attractive.
Worker 2 - Maybe, but give her six weeks for StokeonTrentSyndrome (SOTS) to take effect and she will be a right ugly munter.

by Timmeh607 June 16, 2009