Spanalanche

A load of Spanish chavs running towards you with their pathetic hair styles and "bum bags"..! They normally run for English people, or just small people.

"Look Olivia it's a spanalanche..!! RUN..!!!"

by Unika March 10, 2008

snavalanche

A large amount of snot that comes out of your nose and gets all over your face/clothes/innocent bystanders when you sneeze.

1.) Man, this cold gave me a snavalanche so bad I had to change my clothes.

2.) Don't bring that cat near me unless you want to see a monster snavalanche!

by THDaddy March 19, 2008

skatalanche

like chavalanche, an attack of skateboards and baggy pants.

"aaahhh, the skateboards are coming to get me!SKATALANCHE!!!!

by alice dude May 13, 2005

Shumalanche

Shumalanche is a an Avalanche comprised of shit and cum aka shum.

"Have you heard of the Great Shumalanche of 1993?"

by Kin722 December 12, 2024